/*
* MM_get_birthday()
* don simpson, March 2005
* Copyright (c) 2005 ABS
*/
function MM_get_birthday() {
ls_name = ""
today = new Date()
li_day = today.getDate()
li_month = today.getMonth() + 1
switch (li_month ) {
case 1:
switch (li_day ) {
case 3:
ls_name = "Jonah"
break
case 4:
ls_name = "Cathleen & Jaime"
break
case 6:
ls_name = "Chuck"
break
case 12:
ls_name = "Lynda & Tim"
break
case 21:
ls_name = "Andy"
break
case 29:
ls_name = "Johanna"
break
default:
}
break
case 2:
switch (li_day ) {
case 3:
ls_name = "Julie"
break
case 6:
ls_name = "Clint"
break
case 9:
ls_name = "Melissa"
break
case 18:
ls_name = "Craig"
break
default:
}
break
case 3:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "Jim"
break
case 2:
ls_name = "Madalyn"
break
case 3:
ls_name = "Maria"
break
case 11:
ls_name = "Katie"
break
case 14:
ls_name = "Gracie"
break
case 18:
ls_name = "Jennifer"
break
case 22:
ls_name = "Jeanette"
break
case 28:
ls_name = "Lido"
break
default:
}
break
case 4:
switch (li_day ) {
case 4:
ls_name = "Fred"
break
case 7:
ls_name = "Martin"
break
case 14:
ls_name = "Sue"
break
case 15:
ls_name = "Jon & David"
break
case 18:
ls_name = "Keith"
break
case 20:
ls_name = "Pauline & David"
break
case 30:
ls_name = "Norine & Scott"
break
default:
}
break
case 5:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "Denny"
break
case 2:
ls_name = "Dick"
break
case 12:
ls_name = "Dominic"
break
case 16:
ls_name = "Amy"
break
case 23:
ls_name = "Kelly"
break
case 27:
ls_name = "Vincent"
break
default:
}
break
case 6:
switch (li_day ) {
case 11:
ls_name = "Lauren"
break
case 19:
ls_name = "Shelby"
break
case 21:
ls_name = "Paul"
break
case 29:
ls_name = "Jeff"
break
default:
}
break
case 7:
switch (li_day ) {
case 12:
ls_name = "Ethan & Gage"
break
case 20:
ls_name = "Brian"
break
case 24:
ls_name = "Chris & Emily"
break
case 25:
ls_name = "Neill"
break
case 27:
ls_name = "Kallie Sue"
break
case 30:
ls_name = "Don & Amy"
break
default:
}
break
case 8:
switch (li_day ) {
case 11:
ls_name = "Rikki"
break
case 13:
ls_name = "Eric"
break
case 14:
ls_name = "John & Sydney"
break
case 20:
ls_name = "Leslie"
break
case 29:
ls_name = "Jay"
break
default:
}
break
case 9:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "Mike"
break
default:
}
break
case 10:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "Andy"
break
case 7:
ls_name = "Cindy"
break
case 8:
ls_name = "Ann"
break
case 30:
ls_name = "Zack"
break
case 31:
ls_name = "Paul"
break
default:
}
break
case 11:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "Casey and Mari"
break
case 5:
ls_name = "Dan & Kim"
break
case 7:
ls_name = "Seth & Scott"
break
case 11:
ls_name = "Duncan"
break
case 16:
ls_name = "Pat"
break
case 18:
ls_name = "David"
break
break
case 23:
ls_name = "Larry"
break
case 26:
ls_name = "Parker"
break
case 28:
ls_name = "Catherine"
break
default:
}
break
case 12:
switch (li_day ) {
case 1:
ls_name = "John"
break
case 15:
ls_name = "Bryan"
break
case 20:
ls_name = "Daryl"
break
case 29:
ls_name = "Don"
break
case 31:
ls_name = "Olivia"
break
default:
}
break
default:
}
if (ls_name != "") {
ls_name = "Happy Birthday " + ls_name + "!"
with (document) {
write("| ")
write(ls_name)
write(" |
")
write("| |
")
}
}
}